Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit Remind yourself every time you

Remind yourself every time you arrive at your front door that your GPS gave you the right destination

You don't really like people

This fantasy doormat features a mermaid for those who feel like they are a mermaid in disguise

It just sucks having to wait every four years for the World Cup

when it opens

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit Remind yourself every time youThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made